cowheelchair

n. root cowchair: synonym of MILF. Used when you see a MILF and would like to tell your friends while MILF is in earshot.

Guy 1:"Cowheelchair?
Guy 2:"Hell yeah cowheelchair!"
MILF: "I read urban definitions" (tears off clothes)
All: (sex)

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007