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Covidtan 

Quarantan is the stupid mask marks you get in your face from wearing your mask out in the sun. It is worse than a farmers tan because irs in your face, where everyone can see, unless your wearing your mask.
You should wear the bright pink dress so nobody will notice the covidtan you got going on across your face.

Why don’t you pile on a bit more makeup to cover up that covidtan?
Covidtan by Wanda Was Here May 3, 2020
Words you can keep
Someone who has elevated COVID-19 prevention or mitigation to the point of a religious persuasion, like they have become a zealot and judge and shame others for their “lesser” measures. A COVIDIAN does everything with COVID-19 prevention in mind, especially for others to see.
“Look at those two COVIDIANS! They live in the same house, but they’re social distancing on their daily walk together!” Or, “I wash my hands frequently and wear a mask , but I’ve not gone off the deep end and become a COVIDIAN or something like that!”
Covidian by ottawa0214A July 16, 2020

Branch Covidian 

The far left zealots that believe everyone should worship a disease and give up their life in fear of it. The kind of people that approve of locking people in their homes and taking away freedoms.
Look at those crazy Branch Covidians trying to cancel Thanksgiving!
Branch Covidian by wandering healer November 13, 2020

covidmania

an uncontrollable obsession or preoccupation with coronavirus diseases like covid-19
Covidmania is breaking all mania records worldwide!
covidmania by timlight April 21, 2020

post-Covidian 

A term describing the period since Pandemic Life began and changed our world and our thinking so radically.
We are living in post-Covidian times, my son, and nothing will ever be the same!
post-Covidian by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2020

mask covidian 

The Mask Covidian's is said to possess an automaton-like pattern of trivial awareness to their physical existence. Instead of researching and analyzing their world they give up their agency to authority under the false premise that authority knows better than them - and all. While that is true for a Mask Covidian since they are without the necessary base rational ability, they, the Mask Covidian project their inability to think onto the rest of their peers in hopes of converting them to their cult-like conspiracy theory.

The Mask Covidian is generally found with a superhero complex, believes that wearing an improperly flimsy fabric mask is "saving others", and will passive aggressively keyboard-warrior attack anyone and everyone who does not believe in their mask cult.
Dave - "This Mask Covidian comes into my shop today stressing out over how I should believe in her mask conspiracy theory cult and should be forced to wear a cult mask like her"
Me - "What did you do?"
Dave - " Ignored her"
mask covidian by gundamgoat September 2, 2020
A person who identifies with COVID-19, or is obsessed with COVID-19 'prevention' measures.

They like to wear masks. They also wrongly think that the oppression of rights/freedoms is justified on the basis of 'public health'.
"Look at this Covidian wearing his mask while driving his car alone."
or
"This Covidian attempted to argue that health is more important than freedom. Little did the Covidian know, health requires freedom."
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