Covidianism

The belief that the there truly was a pandemic caused by a Covid-19 viral pathogen.

Wearing face masks, social distancing, and staying home are a remnant of covidianism.

by Norm@n May 15, 2023

Branch Covidians

Leftwing/Socialist morons who try to set up an autonomous zone when there’s a pandemic sweeping through the area

did you see the idiot branch Covidians setting up an autonomous zone in Seattle? Yeah, that went well.

by Kt nola July 7, 2020

Comedianism

The act of being a comedian.

Rose: "I believe in Comedianism"

Me: That's neat.

by Ben-Kun May 13, 2014

Branch Covidians

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.

The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.

by choad al amode May 16, 2020

The Branch Covidians

A Cult that emerged in 2020 whose ideology is based upon "Covid19 is fake," "Staying Home goes against the Constitution," and "Guns"

The Branch Covidians are having protest against staying home.

by JayyTheOrc April 21, 2020

Branch Covidians

An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.

Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?

Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.

by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020