Covidtango 

A dance that results when two people try to dodge each other in an effort to keep a safe distance during the Covid 19 pandemic.

Adam and Jeni looked like they were doing the tango as they dodged breathing on each other in the narrow checkout aisle, it was a real Covidtango.

Covidtango by Dallasjeni April 19, 2020

Covidagon

What a layperson would call a 19-sided polygon or 19-gon rather than an enneadecagon or enneakaidecagon.

A corona math question for geeks: “Show that the interior angle in a regular covidagon is 161¹/₁₉°.”

Covidagon by Fasters September 17, 2020

Covidanoid 

Being paranoid of the covid-19 Coronavirus

I went out and i was so covidanoid i couldn't even go in the store

Covidanoid by Assor Eloc March 18, 2020

Covidtan 

Quarantan is the stupid mask marks you get in your face from wearing your mask out in the sun. It is worse than a farmers tan because irs in your face, where everyone can see, unless your wearing your mask.

You should wear the bright pink dress so nobody will notice the covidtan you got going on across your face.

Why don’t you pile on a bit more makeup to cover up that covidtan?

Covidtan by Wanda Was Here May 3, 2020

covidangerous 

Participating in activities that are likely to cause exposure to Covid. Usually performed by covidiots.

I drove by the craft fair today but there were so many people there, I kept right on driving because it looked covidangerous.

covidangerous by Epiwannabe August 5, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020