Someone who eats a concoction from ingredients in their
kitchen instead of ordering delivery because Covid 19 means they would otherwise have to
risk going out and getting food, and dying... or
risk eating food someone delivered, and dying.
I'd love to order a supreme pizza instead, I'll make a Wonder
Bread and Kraft
single ketchup-toast topped with oregano because I've been a Covidtarian since March
2020 when I lost my job.