timlight's definitions

überseer

1. A person who obsessively foretells extreme future events above other seers
2. A person who supervises other seers, especially "end-times" seers

Rolex Iamrich is an end-times disaster film überseer.

by timlight July 11, 2009

red swan

1. an alternative expression to black swan theory
2. a metaphor to unpredictable events attributed to its Chinese origins like Covid-19 pandemic

Donald: The emergence of Covid-19 pandemic is a red swan.
Mickey: Wow, it's made in China!
Donald: That's why I call it, "Chinese virus".

by timlight April 25, 2020

PPE

profit per employee

Olive: Zuck needs more of us out there to log-in and boost its ads.
Popeye: FYI, Facebook earns £ million PPE from you, the user.

by timlight April 24, 2020

covidoozy

someone or something outstanding during covid-19 pandemic

Bob just discovered a cure for covid-19. He's so covidoozy!

by timlight April 21, 2020

anti-quarantine

a person who is protesting against stay-at-home orders by the government

That anti-quarantine activist will get Covid-19 because he is minimizing the confirmed infections in his neighborhood.

by timlight April 23, 2020

churchmas

1. A yearly holiday celebrated by churchians to commemorate the birth of their church's founder or their church

2. Also referred to as Churchmas Day

The most popular festival today is Churchmas Day.

by timlight July 16, 2009

disinfectant drink

US President Trump's sarcastic suggestion of using a lethal anti-coronavirus syrup or liquid solution

Official aide: WTF, disinfectants are for surfaces!
Trump: FYI, giving those Covid-19 patients a disinfectant drink or injection was a joke. But it would kill coronavirus instantly.

by timlight April 24, 2020