timlight's definitions

Rebirthday

1. The day of a person's rebirth
2. The anniversary of the particular day on which someone is born again

Rector Elvis Priestly wishes you a Happy Rebirthday!

by timlight July 22, 2009

churchgirl

A female church member whose relationships and activities are limited to her fellow church members

That churchgirl is so parochial!

by timlight July 23, 2009

churchborn

1. a home-grown church member, not a proselyte
2. of or pertaining to a local church member who is unquestioningly attending mass or services from childhood up to adult age

That churchborn guy will never rebel against his religion until his death!

by timlight July 30, 2009

undemonize

1. To put an end to demonization, demon possession or demonic influence
2. To undo the effect of something that has been demonized
3. To put an end to evil acts

The preacher will undemonize the neighborhood if more people return to God.

by timlight August 8, 2009

church-hopper

A church-hopper is an attendant of different churches who avoids church accountability groups because of rejection, embarrassment, hostility, and control.

"Churchian the Zealous is a church-hopper?"

"Yes, it's obvious, he's not churchy!"

by timlight July 6, 2009

eschatonphobia

1. fear of the end of all things
2. fear of Eschaton ('last thing')
3. fear of the 'last days'
4. fear of the 'end times'
5. fear of the 'end of the world'

Doctor: "You have any phobias?"
Client: "Um, eschatonphobia - fear of the end of all things"

by timlight July 6, 2009

unchurched

1. a person who is not a member of mainstream churches
2. a person who does not attend weekly mass or services of mainstream churches
3. a person who could not commit to the lifestyle of mainstream churches

He must have faith and $100 - that's how the unchurched are treated nowadays!

by timlight July 9, 2009