Cousand 

Cousand means you married your wife's first cousin.

Cousin-in-law: I'm a Cousand.

Cousand by Sakurakage May 15, 2021

Cousband 

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

Cousband by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013

cousband 

A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.

That hillrod is Betty Lou's COUSBAND, Earl.

cousband by Mack57 September 1, 2008

cousband 

one's husband who is also one's cousin at the same time

My friend is gonna bring her cousband to the commencement ceremony.

cousband by Moonlight_25 May 15, 2009

Cousband 

The word used for the man in a marriage between two cousins.

After I married my first cousin the preacher said, "I now pronounce you cousband and wife."

Cousband by Ames_1 April 21, 2009

Cousband 

When you marry your cousin then he becomes your cousband

Yeah, thats my cousband. Don't ask any questions.

Cousband by BeepBoopBopBopBeepBoop July 9, 2020

cousband 

A cousin who is also your husband.

Clara met her cousband at a NASCAR race.

cousband by MistressDonnaoftheDark June 25, 2010