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A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.
by Mack57 June 14, 2006
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Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.
Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."
by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013
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When a woman marries her cousin...eww.
My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not even have to change her name!
by sharty79 May 07, 2009
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