A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.
by Mack57 September 01, 2008
by Moonlight_25 May 15, 2009
by MistressDonnaoftheDark June 25, 2010
That's mary-beth's cousband jim-bob! They had a lovely wedding, too bad their mom/aunt couldn't make it!
by using of the rogaine December 11, 2011
Cousband (CUZ-band):
A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.
They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.
Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.
A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.
They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.
Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.
Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"
You: "Ya, sure."
*One hour later, in car*
Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."
You: "Ya, sure."
*One hour later, in car*
Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."
by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013
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