Cousband

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

by Trailer Swift March 13, 2013

Cousband

The word used for the man in a marriage between two cousins.

After I married my first cousin the preacher said, "I now pronounce you cousband and wife."

by Ames_1 April 22, 2009

Cousband

When you marry your cousin then he becomes your cousband

Yeah, thats my cousband. Don't ask any questions.

by BeepBoopBopBopBeepBoop July 09, 2020

Cousband

When your cousin is also your husband.

Hey, ma. Have you seen me cousband? He was just with uncle-dad.

by LeifWarren January 17, 2023

Cousband

Your cousin's husband (who is really nothing to you legally but deserves a good name)

My second cousin is the daughter of my cousin and cousband.

by cpagan66 October 24, 2014

Cousband

When a woman marries her cousin...eww.

My cousin Sue-Ellen married my other cousin Jim-Bob. She says he is the best Cousband a girl could want, and PLUS she does not even have to change her name!

by sharty79 May 07, 2009

Cousband

(n) the spouse of a woman who has married her cousin

Billy bob: Can you believe that Betty sue got married?!
Tammy lyne: you're darn tootin! I'm going to the family reunion next weekend, I'm gonna find me a Cousband too!

by Ya Phil me?! July 28, 2012