1 definition by Trailer Swift
Cousband (CUZ-band):
A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.
They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.
Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.
A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.
They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.
Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.
Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"
You: "Ya, sure."
*One hour later, in car*
Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."
You: "Ya, sure."
*One hour later, in car*
Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."
by Trailer Swift March 13, 2013