Corwell

The most triggering English teacher you will ever experience

Student: Here's my essay
Corwell: WHY THE HELL IS "BUT" AT THE START OF A SENTENCE YOU SPASTIC MIDGET

by mynameio March 17, 2020

Ryan Cowell

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!

Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.

by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

Simon Cowell

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

by icecoldhabit June 2, 2020

Simon Cowell

A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.

Simon Cowell has no talent, so why is he a judge on idol shows and talent shows?

by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018

Simon Cowell

A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.

Simon Cowell does not need a definition

by louistomlinsondeservestheworld April 26, 2020

Chris Cornell

A hot lead singer of Soundgarden and Audioslave. What else can I motherfucking say?

chris cornell grunge lovable

by GrungeGirl01 June 10, 2017

simon cowell

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist

"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"

by mikespooner October 1, 2007