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The people who decide whether the submitted words and definitions are accepted or not. For some reason, an unusually large amount of them accept definitions that violate guidelines, yet reject those that do not. And all the other definitions of this word insult the editors, so I won't do that. In fact, the editors like to mess with people who don't like that their definitions were rejected and accept the ones they made that are rage-filled and bet that they won't be accepted. I'm not stupid like the others, so I won't be insulting the editors, since it'll make me look stupid when I say that I bet this definition will be rejected the the UD editors, yet you're reading it in the definitions list.
The Urban Dictionary editors are trolls, for the most part. Some are honest and take their duty seriously, though. Good job to those who do. And for those who don't, try to take it more seriously.
by KingAnonymous February 27, 2018
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Person 1: I highly recommend Boku no Pico. It's a good hentai to start with.
Person 2: Sure, I'll check it out.
Person 1: (whispering) Sucker! That's payback for tricking me into watching Two Girls One Cup!
Person 2: Sure, I'll check it out.
Person 1: (whispering) Sucker! That's payback for tricking me into watching Two Girls One Cup!
by KingAnonymous April 27, 2020
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by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018
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Man 1: I'm so bored, I feel like typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop into the search box.
Man 2: 911? There's a madman typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop into the search box, so can you send the authorities to take him to the mental asylum? Also, send an ambulance so it can take me to the hospital to get brain surgery from the effort it took to say qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop. Plea-hurk! *dies from mental aneurysm*
Man 2: 911? There's a madman typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop into the search box, so can you send the authorities to take him to the mental asylum? Also, send an ambulance so it can take me to the hospital to get brain surgery from the effort it took to say qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop. Plea-hurk! *dies from mental aneurysm*
by KingAnonymous February 2, 2018
Get the qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop mug.A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.
by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018
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unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?
The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:
There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.
I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:
There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.
I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020
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it's unfortunate that many women claiming to be feminists are actually misandrists, giving real feminists a bad name
Note: feminists are not a women-only thing; men can be feminists too
it's unfortunate that many women claiming to be feminists are actually misandrists, giving real feminists a bad name
Note: feminists are not a women-only thing; men can be feminists too
There's a difference between a feminist and a misandrist. It's very disappointing that a lot of people think they're the same thing.
by KingAnonymous December 8, 2018
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