Definitions by KingAnonymous
chain letter
a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones
unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?
The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:
There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.
I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:
There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.
I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
chain letter by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020
hentai
pornographic anime that exists for only two reasons - one: turn you on, and two: see if Japan can give you yet another why boner or make you inexplicably wet (depending on your gender)
Person 1: I highly recommend Boku no Pico. It's a good hentai to start with.
Person 2: Sure, I'll check it out.
Person 1: (whispering) Sucker! That's payback for tricking me into watching Two Girls One Cup!
Person 2: Sure, I'll check it out.
Person 1: (whispering) Sucker! That's payback for tricking me into watching Two Girls One Cup!
hentai by KingAnonymous April 27, 2020
misandrist
misandrist by KingAnonymous December 8, 2018
feminism
the belief that women should be equal to men regarding voting rights (which already passed, so let's skip that) and opportunities and treatment in society and the workforce
unfortunately, feminism has been warped and twisted into misandry and many women claiming to be feminists are actually misandrists
unfortunately, feminism has been warped and twisted into misandry and many women claiming to be feminists are actually misandrists
feminism by KingAnonymous December 8, 2018
feminist
a person who believes in feminism, not to be mistaken with misandry
it's unfortunate that many women claiming to be feminists are actually misandrists, giving real feminists a bad name
Note: feminists are not a women-only thing; men can be feminists too
it's unfortunate that many women claiming to be feminists are actually misandrists, giving real feminists a bad name
Note: feminists are not a women-only thing; men can be feminists too
There's a difference between a feminist and a misandrist. It's very disappointing that a lot of people think they're the same thing.
feminist by KingAnonymous December 8, 2018
Gordon Ramsay
The Simon Cowell of the culinary world. The difference is, he's not an asshole (unless he doesn't like your cooking) and he actually has talent.
Gordon Ramsay by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018