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by KingAnonymous December 8, 2018
Get the misandrymug. A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.
by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018
Get the Simon Cowellmug. When one is so bored that spending a minute of their worthless life to search up qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop isn't enough, so they type it in twice. This is the paragon of boredom
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Man 2: 911? There's a madman typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop into the search box, so can you send the authorities to take him to the mental asylum? Also, send an ambulance so it can take me to the hospital to get brain surgery from the effort it took to say qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop. Plea-hurk! *dies from mental aneurysm*
by KingAnonymous February 2, 2018
Get the qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopmug. pornographic anime that exists for only two reasons - one: turn you on, and two: see if Japan can give you yet another why boner or make you inexplicably wet (depending on your gender)
Person 1: I highly recommend Boku no Pico. It's a good hentai to start with.
Person 2: Sure, I'll check it out.
Person 1: (whispering) Sucker! That's payback for tricking me into watching Two Girls One Cup!
Person 2: Sure, I'll check it out.
Person 1: (whispering) Sucker! That's payback for tricking me into watching Two Girls One Cup!
by KingAnonymous April 27, 2020
Get the hentaimug. a person who believes in feminism, not to be mistaken with misandry
it's unfortunate that many women claiming to be feminists are actually misandrists, giving real feminists a bad name
Note: feminists are not a women-only thing; men can be feminists too
it's unfortunate that many women claiming to be feminists are actually misandrists, giving real feminists a bad name
Note: feminists are not a women-only thing; men can be feminists too
There's a difference between a feminist and a misandrist. It's very disappointing that a lot of people think they're the same thing.
by KingAnonymous December 8, 2018
Get the feministmug. The blonde idiotic choch who used to be popular, but ended up like the Mavericks in Mega Man and started doing things he really shouldn't be doing (hence the reason I won't be joining his movement to become a maverick). He's stupid enough to use a Taser on dead animals for kicks, laugh while recording the dead body of a person who committed suicide, screw around in Japan to the point that people (both in the US and in Japan, and possibly in even more countries) told him to never come back, and get the YouTube admin so fed up with his behavior that they removed ads from his videos so he won't make any money for a while. There's a lot more I'd like to list, but I'll leave it to your imaginations.
Logan Paul used to be popular, but ended up doing a lot of stupid things, and continues to do so. So much for going through 2018 with a great start, Mr. I-go-to-other-countries-and-get-sick-then-breathe-all-over-the-food-tables-at-a-hotel-then-take-the-food-that's-only-there-for-decoration-as-well-as-doing-things-that-get-me-demonetized.
by KingAnonymous May 8, 2018
Get the Logan Paulmug. The Simon Cowell of the culinary world. The difference is, he's not an asshole (unless he doesn't like your cooking) and he actually has talent.
by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018
Get the Gordon Ramsaymug.