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The blonde idiotic choch who used to be popular, but ended up like the Mavericks in Mega Man and started doing things he really shouldn't be doing (hence the reason I won't be joining his movement to become a maverick). He's stupid enough to use a Taser on dead animals for kicks, laugh while recording the dead body of a person who committed suicide, screw around in Japan to the point that people (both in the US and in Japan, and possibly in even more countries) told him to never come back, and get the YouTube admin so fed up with his behavior that they removed ads from his videos so he won't make any money for a while. There's a lot more I'd like to list, but I'll leave it to your imaginations.
Logan Paul used to be popular, but ended up doing a lot of stupid things, and continues to do so. So much for going through 2018 with a great start, Mr. I-go-to-other-countries-and-get-sick-then-breathe-all-over-the-food-tables-at-a-hotel-then-take-the-food-that's-only-there-for-decoration-as-well-as-doing-things-that-get-me-demonetized.
by KingAnonymous March 02, 2018
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a woman who loathes men, and is most likely claiming to be a feminist
What do you think a feminist is? ...That's not a feminist. You're thinking of a misandrist.
by KingAnonymous December 08, 2018
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what feminism has turned into these days
Feminism was about women being equal to men. Now it's become misandry, aka all men are bad.
by KingAnonymous December 08, 2018
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a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones

unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?

The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:

There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.

I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020
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When one is so bored that spending a minute of their worthless life to search up qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop isn't enough, so they type it in twice. This is the paragon of boredom
Man 1: I'm so bored, I feel like typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop into the search box.
Man 2: 911? There's a madman typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop into the search box, so can you send the authorities to take him to the mental asylum? Also, send an ambulance so it can take me to the hospital to get brain surgery from the effort it took to say qwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiopqwertyuiopasdfghjklxzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop. Plea-hurk! *dies from mental aneurysm*
by KingAnonymous February 02, 2018
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the belief that women should be equal to men regarding voting rights (which already passed, so let's skip that) and opportunities and treatment in society and the workforce

unfortunately, feminism has been warped and twisted into misandry and many women claiming to be feminists are actually misandrists
Such a shame that so many people don't know what feminism really is.
by KingAnonymous December 08, 2018
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a person who believes in feminism, not to be mistaken with misandry
it's unfortunate that many women claiming to be feminists are actually misandrists, giving real feminists a bad name
Note: feminists are not a women-only thing; men can be feminists too
There's a difference between a feminist and a misandrist. It's very disappointing that a lot of people think they're the same thing.
by KingAnonymous December 08, 2018
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