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The act of touching a dogs balls and then the dog bites you on the right cheek, leaving one hell of a scar
"I was petting my dog and then it cowell'd me on my cheek."
Cowell by Randee Rae March 14, 2007
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cowell lick 

1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.

2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?

Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.

TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
cowell lick by Katya Eye November 27, 2013

Ryan Cowell 

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Ryan Cowell by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

Simon Cowell 

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor
Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

Simon Cowell 

A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.
Simon Cowell has no talent, so why is he a judge on idol shows and talent shows?
Simon Cowell by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018

Simon Cowell 

A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.
Simon Cowell does not need a definition

simon cowell 

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
simon cowell by mikespooner October 1, 2007
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

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See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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