Cowell
The act of touching a dogs balls and then the dog bites you on the right cheek, leaving one hell of a scar
Cowell by Randee Rae March 14, 2007
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cowell lick
1: The ungodly manner in which Simon Cowell half parts and half spikes his hair; a horribly fashioned hairdo in which the hair is parted down the center and one side sits higher than the other... the hair is usually a mixed look of flat and spiked, as if the person sat a book on their head for 5 hours after showering.
2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
2: A type of hair fail for douchebags.
TJ: Did you see X Factor last night?
Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.
TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
Sara: No, I don't watch it, I can't stand Simon Cowell and his nappy hair.
TJ: Oh you mean the "Cowell lick"?
cowell lick by Katya Eye November 27, 2013
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Cowell • cowell lick • cowellcrap • Cowelling • Cowellitis • Cowellnado • Simon Cowell • Simon Cowelling • A Cowell • brooke cowell
Ryan Cowell
A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Ryan Cowell by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Simon Cowell
A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor
Simon Cowell by icecoldhabit June 2, 2020
Simon Cowell
A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.
Simon Cowell by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018
Simon Cowell
A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.
Simon Cowell by louistomlinsondeservestheworld April 26, 2020
simon cowell
simon cowell by mikespooner October 1, 2007
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