cornell

the coolest school ever.
well not really
but we try to fool ourselves

at least its better than harvard.
"So we go to Cornell. It's in the middle of nowhere but we really don't care."
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Where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. See: antonyms for Disneyworld, Utopia
Neil: "Yo, dude! I'm goin to Cornell!"

Brian: "Can I have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?"
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Cornell

1. an elite Ivy League college often scorned by the other Ivies for having an "easy" admission rate, a fallacy that many people tend to buy. At 11% (2019-20), Cornell's admission rate is, in reality, one of the most selective schools in the United States and in the English-speaking world. By comparison, the admission rates of the most prestigious UK schools such as Cambridge and Oxford are at 15-20%.

2. The only Ivy that doesn't issue a diploma inscribed in Latin. Until this day schools with a long historical standing like Harvard, Dartmouth, Yale, Brown, Penn, Princeton and Columbia still issue fancy Latin diplomas. Whereas younger colleges like UChicago, Stanford and MIT founded since the late 19th century only issue modern English diplomas.

3. One of the most comprehensive universities. Like Harvard and Penn, Cornell has all the major schools including Law School, Business School, Medical School, School of Engineering, School of Design, and the College of Arts and Sciences
"Getting into Cornell? It's harder than you think"
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Cornell

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

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Cornel

He is sweet, kind, and listens to you. He knows how to make you laugh and feel like you're a part of something. He's the drippiest guy in school by far, and has the cutest smile and the sweetest laugh. If you know a guy named cornel, keep him in your life forever. No one can ever replace the feeling he gives you. I can't wait to spend every day with him. He really is, so cool <33
Them : You're obsessed with Cornel

Me: How could i not be

Cornel is perfect
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Cornel is someone u can never find anywhere else he is someone who respects women, who is a loyal friend, he is generous but sometime acts and feels different around certain people Theres a cornel I know one myself and ill tell you he is SEXY and people say he is the fliest Asian is the school but i relly dont care but i hope one day he talks to me
i see you Cornel with the drip
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