Definitions by mikespooner

simon cowell 

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist

"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"

simon cowell by mikespooner October 1, 2007

bollucks 

A common mispelling of bollocks

bollucks, i spelt bollocks with a 'u'

bollucks by mikespooner June 10, 2007