Correctomy

Verbal surgery performed on a husband by his wife when she feels he needs to know he is wrong about something.

Bob accidentally passed the freeway exit to the mall, and the next thing he knew he was receiving an emergency correctomy.

Correctomy by Sloppy Johnson July 1, 2016

Corrector 

That one person who has to correct everybody on their grammar, spelling, pronunciation of words or any trivial fact that may be off by 1%. We all know and have this person in our lives.

As Jerry was telling us about tomorrow's weather forecast, the Corrector said it called for rain 25% not 20% as Jerry stated earlier.

Corrector by will bitten November 30, 2017

costectomy

Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.

The procedure is performed only rarely in women.

Francois was better able to focus on his studies after the costectomy.

costectomy by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

correctomaniac 

A person addicted to correcting other people’s errors, no matter how small.

Every time I send her an e-mail, she underlines any grammar errors, miss-spellings, or slang words and sends it back. What a correctomaniac!

correctomaniac by bmulligan1 December 16, 2018

corkectomy 

The type of surgery recommended for people who have a cork stuffed so far up their behind that only surgical removal will serve to loosen them up.

Once John Doe had his corkectomy he stopped acting like a self-righteous, humorless, prig.

corkectomy by Lonya August 3, 2007

Correctum 

A teenager with all the right answers to everything delivered in the style of an utter arsehole.

Here comes the correctum, any second now he will say "Stop saying amount, it's number, you plebeian."

Correctum by Missmooific September 20, 2015

correctamundo

aka...affirmative, correct. This is a "fonz-ism" like "exactamundo" and "coolamundo"

"Are you telling me you haven't been off that couch all day?"
"Correctamundo!"

correctamundo by sts0364 July 7, 2005