Verbal surgery performed on a husband by his wife when she feels he needs to know he is wrong about something.
Bob accidentally passed the freeway exit to the mall, and the next thing he knew he was receiving an emergency correctomy.
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As Jerry was telling us about tomorrow's weather forecast, the Corrector said it called for rain 25% not 20% as Jerry stated earlier.
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Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.
The procedure is performed only rarely in women.
The procedure is performed only rarely in women.
by Truckdriver April 26, 2009
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Get the correctomaniac mug.The type of surgery recommended for people who have a cork stuffed so far up their behind that only surgical removal will serve to loosen them up.
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Get the corkectomy mug.Here comes the correctum, any second now he will say "Stop saying amount, it's number, you plebeian."
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