2 definitions by Sloppy Johnson

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it
John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson
by Sloppy Johnson April 19, 2019
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Verbal surgery performed on a husband by his wife when she feels he needs to know he is wrong about something.
Bob accidentally passed the freeway exit to the mall, and the next thing he knew he was receiving an emergency correctomy.
by Sloppy Johnson March 31, 2016
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