corkectomy 

The type of surgery recommended for people who have a cork stuffed so far up their behind that only surgical removal will serve to loosen them up.

Once John Doe had his corkectomy he stopped acting like a self-righteous, humorless, prig.

corkectomy by Lonya August 3, 2007

costectomy

Surgical removal of all or part of a rib. A procedure popularized in parts of Italy and France during the late twelfth century. Common amongst crusaders who spent years separated from their mistresses. The surgical removal of the rib was believed to facilitate chastity by allowing crusaders better mouth to penis auto-access and the ability to perform fellatio on themselves. Still practiced in parts of rural France.

The procedure is performed only rarely in women.

Francois was better able to focus on his studies after the costectomy.

costectomy by Truckdriver April 26, 2009

correctomaniac 

A person addicted to correcting other people’s errors, no matter how small.

Every time I send her an e-mail, she underlines any grammar errors, miss-spellings, or slang words and sends it back. What a correctomaniac!

correctomaniac by bmulligan1 December 16, 2018

Correctomundo 

A fact or the truth

That is correctomundo

Correctomundo by AngR March 26, 2022

Corpectomy 

Surgical procedure whereby the corpus (body) is removed from below the brainstem.
The remaining head must then be kept alive artifically.

May be used in an emergency situation when time constraints do not permit diagnosis.

It's great to see Joe looking so well now that he's undergone his corpectomy.

Corpectomy by Jamie Miller December 11, 2004

correctomundo 

Derived from J. Clarkson's quote "Correctomundo - a word I have never used before and never intend to use again"
Meaning "totally correct, well done matey"

"bears relieve themselves in tree rich environments"
Response; "correctomundo!"

correctomundo by Reubs July 2, 2006

Cockectomy 

Rare condition in which the male genitalia will spontaneously detach itself from the crotch leaving the man stunned and somewhat bemused.

Mr. Smith, it appears that you experienced a mild Cockectomy. I placed your testicles in this zip-lock bag for you to take home.

Cockectomy by General Jack April 15, 2009