Coronarrhea 

Trump bowel movement during Coronavirus pandemic

Donald filled his "administration" with science-denying fuckfaces and is so stupid generally he can't fathom Coronavirus spiraling out of control is his own fault. To cope with bad news Don retreated to his crapper where, while tweeting angrily at Obama, he blew out the toilet with explosive Coronarrhea

Coronarrhea by Uncle Joosie March 13, 2020

chronarrhea 

Diarrhea caused by the excessive amount off fast food eaten while blazed of chronic.

"Dude I woke up this morning with chronarrhea from last night!"

chronarrhea by A Dogg South August 13, 2006

Coronarhea 

When someone gets an STD during corona, Such as Gonorrhea.

Damn, Jill’s been fucking two dudes during the quarantine. She’s gonna get coronarhea!

Coronarhea by Crack_head21 March 30, 2020

CoronaBreak

Coronabreak is when you have school off because some chinese person ate a bat 3-4 months ago.

Person1:We don't have school the next 2 weeks

Person2:So to be clear you are saying that we don't have school for the next two weeks, then we have school for a week, then we go on spring beak?

Person1:Yep

Person2:Yeah nice try

Person2:*checks school website*

Person2:What the f*ck

Person1:Happy CoronaBreak

CoronaBreak by CrocFriday March 14, 2020

CoronaCreates 

A symptom of Quarantine when you go insane and start creating random stuff like a sail boat or a swing set. Most commonly appears in adults and crafty children. This is only one of the symptoms of Quarantine

Boy 1: Guys, what is Arnold doing?

Arnold: *Sawing wood for a new table*

Boy 2: Oh no, he's got one of the Quarantine symptoms......CORONACREATES!

CoronaCreates by Ilikekombucha April 20, 2020

coronarrea 

The final stage/ or unlisted symptom of covid-19 which is where the viral waste is excreted into the urine anally,

AKA: ‘peeing out your butt’

Coronarrea, peeing out of your butthole, not to be confused with coronaRita (an alcoholic beverage).

coronarrea by FreakyFelonFriday February 2, 2021

coronahead 

A person unduly concerned with the spread of the coronavirus, tirelessly studying statistics charts, infection vectors and clinical cases.

My friend has turned into a total coronahead. Everytime we talk he starts spewing up new virus studies and facts and all I want is to have a beer in peace.

coronahead by kootiger September 15, 2020