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coronabrain

Basically when you lose your shit because of coronavirus induced panic and can't maintain a sense of focus due to constantly overwhelming circumstances.
Tony can't remember shit these days with covid-19 and all, he forgets what he's doing in the middle of the task, they say he got a coronabrain.
coronabrain by CheeseySauce March 19, 2020

Coronadeathwish 

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.
Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

Coronatrader

A pejorative term used to describe a person who uses their inside knowledge of Coronavirus trends to hit the big time via their unscrupulous stock market trades.
So BFD, I got busted being a Coronatrader and lost my little-man job as the Intelligence Committee Chairman!
Coronatrader by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

coronacrazy 

Acting in a manner that lacks reason, rooted in fear or misinformation related to COVID-19 and SARS-CoV-2 (also known as conronavirus)
Coronacrazy Karen just bought eight packs of toilet paper.
coronacrazy by trackPup March 15, 2020

chronarrhea 

Diarrhea caused by the excessive amount off fast food eaten while blazed of chronic.
"Dude I woke up this morning with chronarrhea from last night!"
chronarrhea by A Dogg South August 13, 2006

Coronabeard 

A beard grown while in quarantine or isolation during the 2019 Coronavirus pandemic. Often grown at the start of isolation with a plan to shave it off at the end of the pandemic in celebration. Observed as photos shared over social media for purposes of bragging right or simply to stave off boredom.
How do you like my Coronabeard? I am five days into growing my Coronabeard.
Coronabeard by misph1re March 25, 2020