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Coronadeathwish 

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.
Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

Coronahoax 

Also known as "COVID-19", the imaginary, fake, made-up PLANdemic perpetuated by the lying "news" media, used as a distraction for the World Economic Forum to bring about "The Great Reset".
What a moron, you fell for the Coronahoax!
Coronahoax by Sporkinator March 28, 2021

Coronatrader

A pejorative term used to describe a person who uses their inside knowledge of Coronavirus trends to hit the big time via their unscrupulous stock market trades.
So BFD, I got busted being a Coronatrader and lost my little-man job as the Intelligence Committee Chairman!
Coronatrader by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.
Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

Coronabeard 

A beard grown while in quarantine or isolation during the 2019 Coronavirus pandemic. Often grown at the start of isolation with a plan to shave it off at the end of the pandemic in celebration. Observed as photos shared over social media for purposes of bragging right or simply to stave off boredom.
How do you like my Coronabeard? I am five days into growing my Coronabeard.
Coronabeard by misph1re March 25, 2020
Noun, Proper: adj. A creepy guy, usually identified by a third party, typically found in large crowds, who consistently gets caught staring at a person for an extended period of time.
I found Cornhead in the gym this afternoon, staring at the sweaty basketball players again.

"Stop giving her that cornhead stare man! It's creeping her out."
cornhead by JudgeFudge March 20, 2012