coronahead

A person unduly concerned with the spread of the coronavirus, tirelessly studying statistics charts, infection vectors and clinical cases.

My friend has turned into a total coronahead. Everytime we talk he starts spewing up new virus studies and facts and all I want is to have a beer in peace.

by kootiger September 15, 2020

Coronadeathwish

The desire to end one’s own life by contracting the Coronavirus.

Having been suicidal for some time, he felt the allure of Coronavirus, thinking that acting on his Coronadeathwish could effectively pull him out of his miserable life and nobody would be the wiser.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 4, 2020

Coronahoax

Also known as "COVID-19", the imaginary, fake, made-up PLANdemic perpetuated by the lying "news" media, used as a distraction for the World Economic Forum to bring about "The Great Reset".

What a moron, you fell for the Coronahoax!

by Sporkinator March 28, 2021

Coronatrader

A pejorative term used to describe a person who uses their inside knowledge of Coronavirus trends to hit the big time via their unscrupulous stock market trades.

So BFD, I got busted being a Coronatrader and lost my little-man job as the Intelligence Committee Chairman!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

Coronabeard

A beard grown while in quarantine or isolation during the 2019 Coronavirus pandemic. Often grown at the start of isolation with a plan to shave it off at the end of the pandemic in celebration. Observed as photos shared over social media for purposes of bragging right or simply to stave off boredom.

How do you like my Coronabeard? I am five days into growing my Coronabeard.

by misph1re March 25, 2020

cornhead

Noun, Proper: adj. A creepy guy, usually identified by a third party, typically found in large crowds, who consistently gets caught staring at a person for an extended period of time.

I found Cornhead in the gym this afternoon, staring at the sweaty basketball players again.

"Stop giving her that cornhead stare man! It's creeping her out."

by JudgeFudge March 20, 2012