Definitions by kootiger

coronahead 

A person unduly concerned with the spread of the coronavirus, tirelessly studying statistics charts, infection vectors and clinical cases.

My friend has turned into a total coronahead. Everytime we talk he starts spewing up new virus studies and facts and all I want is to have a beer in peace.

coronahead by kootiger September 15, 2020

mindfulmess 

Mindfulmess is a state of mental distress.

It is accomplished when you succeed to get yourself out of your mind practicing mindfulness.

Fucking mindfulmess ... After practicing mindfulmess for four weeks I'm totally calm on my new medication.

mindfulmess by kootiger May 22, 2020

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey 

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey by kootiger June 16, 2017