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who pissed in your cornflakes?
Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.
Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"
Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"
Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"
Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
who pissed in your cornflakes? by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014
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Cornflap • Corn flapsch • cornflaked • cornflaking • cornflip • cornflake girl • coonflap • Cornflab • Cornflais • cornflake blast
cornslap
A rube. Someone naive, happy and care free. Not necessarily stupid but are trusting too a fault and always think the best of ppl. Cornslap’s are very nice and polite. Often people think they are gullible and easily tricked but that is not the case. They have a streetwise ‘barnyard’ sensibility. Midwesterners in pop culture are often portrayed this way.
cornslap by chucky lavinder April 12, 2019
Cornflakes
A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.
The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
Cornflakes by ʇʞǝظqo March 17, 2011
piss in my cornflakes
A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"
A favorite saying growing up in Michigan
A favorite saying growing up in Michigan
piss in my cornflakes by J April 27, 2004
Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes
Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.
Phil: no i got jack to do it
Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
Phil: no i got jack to do it
Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015
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