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who pissed in your cornflakes? 

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.
Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"

cornslap 

A rube. Someone naive, happy and care free. Not necessarily stupid but are trusting too a fault and always think the best of ppl. Cornslap’s are very nice and polite. Often people think they are gullible and easily tricked but that is not the case. They have a streetwise ‘barnyard’ sensibility. Midwesterners in pop culture are often portrayed this way.
Radar on MASH and Rose on the Golden Girls are perfect examples of a cornslap.
cornslap by chucky lavinder April 12, 2019

Cornflakes 

A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.

The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
How do you like your cornflakes?
Cornflakes by ʇʞǝظqo March 17, 2011

piss in my cornflakes 

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan
Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!
piss in my cornflakes by J April 27, 2004

Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes 

useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.
Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.

Phil: no i got jack to do it

Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.

cornflake 

someone who is consistantly unreliable and flaky.
constantly ditching, never good for their word
"Dude, Danielle is such a cornflake. Last week she bailed on plans that SHE made with us."
cornflake by ashlyn. October 27, 2008