Cornflaking 

When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.

In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.

I'ma cornflake you! Close your eye and open your mouth.

Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!

Cornflaking by Dangen December 30, 2008

Cornflaking 

The act of one person poking Cornflakes up the butt of another.

Guy #1- "Hey, Mark, how was your anniversary?"

Guy #2- "It was uneventful for the most part; Beth and I just spent the better part of the night Cornflaking."

Guy#1- "Dude, that's disgusting."

Guy#2- "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Jeremy."

Cornflaking by Letzd32 January 17, 2011

cornflaking 

Bullshitting, dicking around, fucking around.

Him: "Tra la la, I hope it's time to go to work!"
Her: "Come on man, quit cornflaking and let's go!"

cornflaking by mellowcheddar May 26, 2007

Conflating

They're changing the terms because you're conflating the terms, retard. You just did just there. You brought it up in the Matt Walsh fucking episode! You acknowledge the difference between the attraction (as something that nothing can be done about) and the thing you're conflating with (molestation).

Hym "You're conflating the attraction and the molestation so they're changing the terms because they don't think you understand the difference."

A retard "I don't care!"

Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"

Conflating by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Cornplating

To point out irrelevant details when there's nothing else to say about something, usually a movie.

"I'm cornplating but did anyone notice this?"
"You guys are running out of things to say about this movie, y'all are cornplating"

Cornplating by mick3ymouseclubhouse June 3, 2024

Conflating

No hodgetwins, he is literally doing THE OPPOSITE. He's bifurcating. Literally. Splitting gender/sex into gender AND sex.

Hym "I'm not conflating shit life with depression and I don't actually need any of those things. My problem is what I said it is and it will be solved by either this or child murder. Why would I listen to a guy who doesn't know what 'Real' is?"

Conflating by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

Cornplating

A point in a fandom's life cycle where fans examine the tiniest, usually insignificant details in an effort to gather new information. Stems from an image on twitter of the character Dolores from Encanto holding a plate of corn in her hands, and the caption "I never realized she was holding a plate with corn in this scene."

"I was so desperate for hints at her backstory I started cornplating..."

Cornplating by leopleurodonnie November 4, 2025