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Cornflaked

When your crazy, angry ex writes a nasty angry note on the back of a cereal packet and posts it through your door.
“Dude I’ve just been cornflaked by my ex.”
by BobMcBobbins June 4, 2018
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cornflaked

Wones self is drunk.
I got cornflaked last night.
by me May 13, 2005
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who pissed in your cornflakes?

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.
Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"
by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014
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Cornflakes

A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.

The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
How do you like your cornflakes?
by ʇʞǝظqo March 17, 2011
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piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan
Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!
by J April 27, 2004
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Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes

useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.
Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.

Phil: no i got jack to do it

Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015
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cornflake

someone who is consistantly unreliable and flaky.
constantly ditching, never good for their word
"Dude, Danielle is such a cornflake. Last week she bailed on plans that SHE made with us."
by ashlyn. October 27, 2008
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