J's definitions

modulate

To have rhythmic sex

"meet me at the coffee table with the gypsiness so we can modulate."

by j November 24, 2006

money

Can be exchanged for goods and services.

Homer: 'Ah,10 bucks! I wanted a peanut'
Brain: 'Money can buy many peanuts'
Homer: 'Explain how.'
Brain: 'Beer can be exchanged for goods and services'
Homer: 'Woohoo!'

by J January 12, 2004

biggo

Any person who owns a combonation of the following: poor spelling, bad typing, small penis, green hemmorhoids, tongue hair, lisp, humped back. Usually referred to by society as "freak". Is sometimes called by the nickname "bitch" followed by a whistle and a throwing of a stick.

"Hey look, it's a Biggo." "Come here bitch!" *whistle* *toss stick*

by J December 15, 2004

camel toe

Camel toes are most often caused by tight restrictive clothing ie: spandex, lycra, ect...
When jacked up to the breast area it causes the "camel toe" effect, also known as the moose knuckle.

"Damn if she'd feed that thing a pair of jeans in the morning it wouldn't munch on her like that!" She got a nasty camel toe!!

by j June 12, 2004

ffs

used mainly when anger and frustration run rampent through the veins of even the most noble and happy chappy

J' FFS WHERES ME FUKING SC CD
kid' settle down fukwit

by J April 1, 2005

exeleutherostomize

To speak freely in an inappropriate situation. Rarely found in dictionaries.

The interview for the teaching position at the girls' high school was not the place for Paul to exeleutherostomize.

by j April 17, 2005

dick-whip

To hit someone across the face with the magic stick...also shapap

Bitch was acting up so i dick-whipped her

by J September 2, 2003