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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!
Uff... Now that's what life should be!!
by j August 13, 2004

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B&
B Ampersand
B And
Banned
<@lol> OMG YOU ARE SO B&
*** lol sets channel #WTF mode +b *!@*
by J November 03, 2004

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yak
Congnac. As in the brandy. Used by hip-hop / rap artists
Sippin yak
by j May 09, 2003

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Power that comes form diversity.... Pride that comes from making it to the top....
Nothing like the Big Apple.
by j August 12, 2004

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The belief that ALL lifeforms on earth magically appeared in, literally, a couple of days.
Did you see the movie creationism? It has the wildest FX but, geez! Totally unrealistic story! A waste of money if you ask me!
by J October 16, 2003

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tbh
tbh means "to be honest" however, it is so overused that its now become common place to see it after anything.
The French come from France tbh.

Miles Jacobson is a complete cunt tbh.

OMGWTFBBQ tbh
by J December 08, 2004

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hot chick
*drools*
whoa, look at that lydia
by J May 19, 2003

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