Skip to main content

cornslap 

A rube. Someone naive, happy and care free. Not necessarily stupid but are trusting too a fault and always think the best of ppl. Cornslap’s are very nice and polite. Often people think they are gullible and easily tricked but that is not the case. They have a streetwise ‘barnyard’ sensibility. Midwesterners in pop culture are often portrayed this way.
Radar on MASH and Rose on the Golden Girls are perfect examples of a cornslap.
cornslap by chucky lavinder April 12, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
when you eat too much corn and you suddenly get rapid diarrhea of corn and corn juice with a brown and orange color exploding out of your anus thus creating cornslop
"damn bro I ate too much corn and just released some extreme cornslop" (a large slop of corn and shit)
cornslop by cornslopper69 November 2, 2020
To perform anal sex on someone, or something; ie, to put it in the cornhole.
"Duuuude, I cornslammed my girlfriend last night."
cornslam by cornslam April 8, 2008

Cornflap 

when a male has to lift his said 'nut' Sack to take a Shit
who ever has a massively saggy sack will experience the cornflap
Cornflap by F-POS August 19, 2009

Cornslip 

I gave her the Cornslip she jumped in pain.
Cornslip by Astro Kid December 7, 2017

Cornsnapper 

Ones butthole after eating a much corn.

(Ex: shooting full chunks of corn out of one’s anus after Thanksgiving dinner)
My cornsnapper is screaming after eating the hella corn chowder from grandma’s house.
Cornsnapper by The Korn Kings June 28, 2024
Internet junk or some stupid stuff that doesn't even relate to stuff.
Qwertyuiop: I'm going to search up some cornslop! *searches it up* OH YEAH WHADDUP BABY- *rips a loud fart*
Cornslop by MikotheCornslopper1500 August 23, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more