A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.

The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.

The title for the person you can count on to show up late or not at all, for an event to which they have committed.

someone who is consistantly unreliable and flaky.
constantly ditching, never good for their word

The act of going up and catching passes over a defender in football.

a dry, corny person who is mildly hillbilly

A specific type of booger, resembling a traditional cornflake cereal piece. Typically obtained by depressing one's finger firmly, into the septum of the nose. It is generally made up of standard booger, dried blood and sometimes scab like material.

Use this when referring to the drug, Special K.