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Cornflakes

A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.

The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
How do you like your cornflakes?
by ʇʞǝظqo March 17, 2011
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The act of going up and catching passes over a defender in football.
We're gonna get some CORNFLAKES on you!!!
by Philip Rivers 17 December 16, 2009
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A cereal created by Kellogg's, which can be found in any grocery store. Usually eaten in a bowl with milk. A very clear cut word, which does not do well when used with hidden meanings.
Person A: I had cornflakes this morning. They was amazing.

Person B: No way!

Person A: Believe it.

Person B: The cereal?

Person A: The cereal.
by Kaylie T April 2, 2010
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Used as a code word when telling friends you have lost your virginity in a public area, where it cannot be bluntly said.
Also used when it is too uncomfortable to talk about it directly, everyone will understand what you're talking about.
"What happened last night?" "We had cornflakes." "Cornflakes! No way man are you joking?" "Nah brah." "How was it dude" "It was amazing."
by seth 1234567 January 10, 2008
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A cereal created by Kellogg's, which can be found in any grocery store. Usually eaten in a bowl with milk. A very clear cut word, which does not do well when used with hidden meanings.
Person A: I had cornflakes this morning. They was amazing.

Person B: No way!

Person A: Believe it.

Person B: The cereal?

Person A: The cereal.
by Kaylie G April 2, 2010
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pieces of crap that remain in your nether regions as result of improper wiping.
II wouldnt touch her with your junk, shes so dirty i bet shes got cornflakes.
by j-ello August 15, 2008
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Cornflakes is a cereal usually eaten to cool to urge to masturbate at that moment, and hopefully for the rest of your life.
Did your cornflakes help at all this morning?!?!
by CrankThatCalveryBoy May 1, 2009
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