cornflakes

Used as a code word when telling friends you have lost your virginity in a public area, where it cannot be bluntly said.
Also used when it is too uncomfortable to talk about it directly, everyone will understand what you're talking about.
"What happened last night?" "We had cornflakes." "Cornflakes! No way man are you joking?" "Nah brah." "How was it dude" "It was amazing."
by seth 1234567 December 29, 2007
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cornflakes

pieces of crap that remain in your nether regions as result of improper wiping.
II wouldnt touch her with your junk, shes so dirty i bet shes got cornflakes.
by j-ello July 20, 2008
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cornflakes

the crust that forms on your face after sniffing too many poppers
them poppers burnt like hell last night ive got some serious cornflakes forming under my nose
by Messarooni July 29, 2008
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Cornflakes

A source of contention between Norwegian black metal musicians. To declare your preference for "soft" or "soggy" cornflakes is to express a desire to branch out as a musician and explore the possibilities of artistic maturation. To steadfastly swear allegiance to crispy cornflakes is to commit to stabbing your musical rival in the head and committing arson.

The topic of cornflakes can also be usefully employed to deter metal guys from boring you with their inane banter.
How do you like your cornflakes?
by ʇʞǝظqo March 02, 2011
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cornflake

someone who is consistantly unreliable and flaky.
constantly ditching, never good for their word
"Dude, Danielle is such a cornflake. Last week she bailed on plans that SHE made with us."
by ashlyn. September 13, 2008
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Cornflake

The title for the person you can count on to show up late or not at all, for an event to which they have committed.
Our friend Cornflake is late again. Hopefully the "Flake" will at least make an appearance. His new nickname is corn flake.
by NURTON January 13, 2017
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Cornflaked

When your crazy, angry ex writes a nasty angry note on the back of a cereal packet and posts it through your door.
“Dude I’ve just been cornflaked by my ex.”
by BobMcBobbins May 10, 2018
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