Cornch

Of piece of corn with a cylindrical shape, typically cover in ketchup

The Cornch’s were juicy this time.

Cornch by Attended October 10, 2025

Conchati 

Meaning not fat or chubby, right in between.

They are kind of conchati.

They are getting very conchati, better watch themselves

Conchati by Thundercat cash November 14, 2021

corncob 

Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob

corncob by atomicthumbs August 3, 2017

cornhobbling 

The act of slapping someone in the face with a fish

David went to jail for cornhobbling Jerry in the face.

cornhobbling by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015

Conchobar

An Irish name, read "Connor". Nobody fucking knows how but you read it Connor.
Aka Louis Tomlinson's son.

"What the hell is a Conchobar?"
"I don't know mate Louis has mental problems"

Conchobar by that girl with the phone January 26, 2016

Cornhub 

That website you go to when the real hub is down and your feeling the need for fresh corn.

I’m corny for cornhub

Cornhub by Ripebananas420 December 4, 2018

Cornholiovirus 

Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired by Coronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes people to go out and buy mass amounts of TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.

Overheard in store: "I am the Great Cornholio! You will give me all of your TP!"
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."

Cornholiovirus by ShangChang March 18, 2020