Definitions by UndercoverRhinocerous

cornhobbling 

The act of slapping someone in the face with a fish

David went to jail for cornhobbling Jerry in the face.

cornhobbling by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015

cashew 

The sound of a nut sneezing

"Cashew!"

"Was that you, Dave?"
"...No..."
*both slowly look at the nut*
*Dave eats it*

cashew by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015