cashew

The sound of a nut sneezing

"Cashew!"

"Was that you, Dave?"
"...No..."
*both slowly look at the nut*
*Dave eats it*

by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015

cornhobbling

The act of slapping someone in the face with a fish

David went to jail for cornhobbling Jerry in the face.

by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015