cornhobbling

The act of slapping someone in the face with a fish
David went to jail for cornhobbling Jerry in the face.
by UndercoverRhinocerous October 31, 2015
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cashew

"Cashew!"

"Was that you, Dave?"
"...No..."
*both slowly look at the nut*
*Dave eats it*
by UndercoverRhinocerous October 31, 2015
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