cornchippy

Cornchippy: It is a term used to describe the smell of a smaller sized dog, usually of the Chihuahua type breed, who lays under multiple blankets for most of the day, and literally smells like warm fresh cornchips or hot Frito's.

Example: Don't lift the covers yet! Buddy's been under the blankets for 3 hours and he'll be totally cornchippy!

Example: Have you smelled how damn cornchippy Brewer is?!
Example: Each hour Fredricka is under the covers she's straight up pure cornchippy!

cornchippy by ShakinBaby January 24, 2018

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Cornchimp

A mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, mongoloid who can barely function on a day to day basis. They may as well be eating corn all day, as they have no substance to their entire life. This usually goes alongside with having a greasy neck-beard and a putrid smell radiating from them. An absolute low life.

Me: "It was heartbreaking when we came to the realization that our friend Doug is a complete cornchimp."
Friend: "Honestly, I have known for awhile that he is but I think I was partially in denial. Fuck Doug."
Me: "Boy straight up smells like a dumpster that hobos fucked in anyways."

Cornchimp by Sir Eddington August 7, 2017

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mouth full of cornchips

This term is used for unfortunate people with terrible teeth..
Often used on Hillbillies with yellow and bad teeth and accompanying cheesey breath.

Alan- "How was your date the other night buddy?"

Tim- " It was OK until she opened her gob, she had a mouth full of cornchips in there and it was a hideous sight."

mouth full of cornchips by clownlager March 2, 2010

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Cornchip Toe'd

Someone who smears poop on their nasty, yellow, toenail and proceeds to flat tire an innocent bystander.

Girl: That sick bastard cornchip toe'd me last week. I think thats shits infected.

Justin Bieber cornchip toe'd the heel of society.

If we don't be quiet, my mother will come in shitfaced and cornchip toe us all.

Cornchip Toe'd by fieldhockey123 August 22, 2011