the secret meaning behind the song "Ride Capatin Ride" by The Blues Image. this song continues to talk about men going up to San Francisco to travel on "another shore," meaning the anus. The "Captain" is riding a mystery ship which means he is cornholing his fellow gay(sticking it up the butt that is).

"Dude, this song is about sea travel, I'm telling you."

"Shut up Kyle, its totally about a dude cornholing 73 other guys while calling his dick a Captain."

Cornholing by mycockismycaptain April 27, 2009

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cornholing

the official activity of jails and prison showers

YO!!!, stop cornholing me. FAGGOT

cornholing by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009

Cornholing

The favorite past time of the current Canadian Prime minster Justin Trudeau.

Putin cornholing Trudeau at the environmental summit

Cornholing by Bradydustin October 12, 2016

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Corncobbing

The act of finding substitute material to be used in lieu of toilet paper, when the latter is unavailable. Refers to the historic usage of corncobs to maintain hygiene after defecation in rural areas in the United States, prior to the widespread availability of commercially manufactured toilet paper in the late 19th century.

The camping trip was pretty rough. We didn't bring enough TP, so after the first couple of days we were corncobbing it.

Corncobbing by thisnameisnotalreadybeingused May 28, 2012

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