Definitions by atomicthumbs

kahoot 

any ridiculously raunchy sex act involving people of three or more different genders

"That was my first time in a kahoot and I got off so hard it felt like my soul left my body"

kahoot by atomicthumbs March 14, 2022

corncob 

Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob

corncob by atomicthumbs August 3, 2017

nurden

The nerd's burden. The need to constantly keep a goodly amount of free space on one's hard drive.

My nurden was really weighing on me today; I had to delete fifteen gigs of my best porn to install this new game.

nurden by atomicthumbs September 8, 2009

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IT IS AN OWL.

๏̯͡๏): HOO HOO

๏̯͡๏) by atomicthumbs December 16, 2008

Lane pirate

Any motorcycle rider with a parrot. Older motorcycle and eyepatch a plus, but shades will do if there's no eyepatch.

Driver: "Whoa, a lane pirate!"
Lane Pirate: "Arr, gimme yer gas"

Lane pirate by atomicthumbs March 26, 2008