atomicthumbs's definitions

Lane pirate

Any motorcycle rider with a parrot. Older motorcycle and eyepatch a plus, but shades will do if there's no eyepatch.

Driver: "Whoa, a lane pirate!"
Lane Pirate: "Arr, gimme yer gas"

by atomicthumbs March 26, 2008

kahoot

any ridiculously raunchy sex act involving people of three or more different genders

"That was my first time in a kahoot and I got off so hard it felt like my soul left my body"

by atomicthumbs March 14, 2022

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IT IS AN OWL.

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by atomicthumbs December 16, 2008

nurden

The nerd's burden. The need to constantly keep a goodly amount of free space on one's hard drive.

My nurden was really weighing on me today; I had to delete fifteen gigs of my best porn to install this new game.

by atomicthumbs September 8, 2009

corncob

Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob

by atomicthumbs August 3, 2017