Cornchild

When a piece of corn on a log of feces in the sewer is fertilized by semen flushed down the toilet. The resulting "cornchild" grows within the turd, hatching from it much like a bird coming out of an egg. After they hatch they resemble humanoids made of corn and feces. It is said that on quiet nights you can hear them crying in the sewer..

It is estimated that the average politician is a cornchild who escaped from the sewers.

Cornchild by Itnotrad February 18, 2026

Cornchild

When a piece of corn on a log of feces in the sewer is fertilized by semen flushed down the toilet. The resulting "cornchild" grows within the turd, hatching from it much like a bird coming out of an egg. After they hatch they resemble humanoids made of corn and feces. It is said that on quiet nights you can hear them crying in the sewer..

It is estimated that the average politician is a cornchild who escaped from the sewers.

Cornchild by Itnotrad February 18, 2026

Cornhill 

A bad part of Utica, NY.
Located on and around James Street.
There is often shootings, robberies, and muggings.
You DO NOT STOP at red lights or stop signs in cornhill

Lets get drunk and go drive through Cornhill yelling obscene profanities to see if someone tries to kill us!

Cornhill by uticasucks April 11, 2009

Cornhold 

The force or power exerted by one individual while engaging in anal sex with another person. It also refers to the positioning of bodies involved in anal sex.

Did you see Ron and James down by the river?

Yeah. It looked like Ron had James in a cornhold.

Cornhold by greener than green January 22, 2011

Cornhill Christmas Tree

A shopping cart or baby carriage adorned with shopping bags full of cans hanging off the sides. Often more well-decorated than the average christmas tree. Typically found in the Cornhill Neighborhood of East Utica, NY

Look how many cans he has! I bet he has a cornhill christmas tree at his james street apartment!

Cornhill Christmas Tree by uticany April 29, 2011

Cornchimp 

A mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, mongoloid who can barely function on a day to day basis. They may as well be eating corn all day, as they have no substance to their entire life. This usually goes alongside with having a greasy neck-beard and a putrid smell radiating from them. An absolute low life.

Me: "It was heartbreaking when we came to the realization that our friend Doug is a complete cornchimp."
Friend: "Honestly, I have known for awhile that he is but I think I was partially in denial. Fuck Doug."
Me: "Boy straight up smells like a dumpster that hobos fucked in anyways."

Cornchimp by Sir Eddington August 7, 2017

cornchippy

Cornchippy: It is a term used to describe the smell of a smaller sized dog, usually of the Chihuahua type breed, who lays under multiple blankets for most of the day, and literally smells like warm fresh cornchips or hot Frito's.

Example: Don't lift the covers yet! Buddy's been under the blankets for 3 hours and he'll be totally cornchippy!

Example: Have you smelled how damn cornchippy Brewer is?!
Example: Each hour Fredricka is under the covers she's straight up pure cornchippy!

cornchippy by ShakinBaby January 24, 2018