Similar to its counterpart the Sloppy Jalopy, the Sloppy Concharto involves both ejaculating into ones hand, and slapping a girl in the face. In this variation cum is blown into both of the man's hands as he proceeds to smack the girls face with both hands simultaneously across both sides of the face... similiar to playing the symbols in the marching band.

Wow, S-Money is a huge pimp, did u see him lay the Sloppy Concharto on that dirty latina maid?

Sloppy Concharto by S-Money December 28, 2005

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concharge

It means that your too lazy to say "I am in control." or " i am in charge" so therefor you combine the two.

Teacher-"Excuse me i thought i was in concharge of the situation."

concharge by EmilyRose May 18, 2005

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conchubrine

A seashell that you secretly retain "on the side" to listen to the "sound of the salty surf" by holding the shell up to your ear during periods when you are unable to actually visit the seashore in person.

With the innumerable multitudes of bathers who visit the seashore, I don't think that Lady Ocean will be heartbroken or even actually notice my absence if I occasionally stay home with my conchubrine instead of loyally strolling her sandy shores each and every day.

conchubrine by QuacksO May 19, 2018

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concharger

Another name for a remote control, most commonly for the television. It is the combination of the words 'controller' and 'in charge'.

"Hey, hand me the concharger or the change the channel, this show sucks!"

concharger by Vailer February 10, 2007

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conchobhar

Conchobhar is the early spelling of the name conor and is pronounced like khar khoor or Kun a hoor

This name means lover of hounds

Hi my name is conchobhar

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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