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An Irish name, read "Connor". Nobody fucking knows how but you read it Connor.
Aka Louis Tomlinson's son.
"What the hell is a Conchobar?"
"I don't know mate Louis has mental problems"
Words you can keep
A misspelled name for Louis Tomlinsons baby
Me: hey look it's conchobar!
Person: it's pronounced Connor!
conchobar by rainbxwcliffxrd May 8, 2016

Sloppy Concharto 

Similar to its counterpart the Sloppy Jalopy, the Sloppy Concharto involves both ejaculating into ones hand, and slapping a girl in the face. In this variation cum is blown into both of the man's hands as he proceeds to smack the girls face with both hands simultaneously across both sides of the face... similiar to playing the symbols in the marching band.
Wow, S-Money is a huge pimp, did u see him lay the Sloppy Concharto on that dirty latina maid?
Sloppy Concharto by S-Money December 28, 2005
It means that your too lazy to say "I am in control." or " i am in charge" so therefor you combine the two.
Teacher-"Excuse me i thought i was in concharge of the situation."
concharge by EmilyRose May 18, 2005

conchubrine 

A seashell that you secretly retain "on the side" to listen to the "sound of the salty surf" by holding the shell up to your ear during periods when you are unable to actually visit the seashore in person.
With the innumerable multitudes of bathers who visit the seashore, I don't think that Lady Ocean will be heartbroken or even actually notice my absence if I occasionally stay home with my conchubrine instead of loyally strolling her sandy shores each and every day.
conchubrine by QuacksO May 19, 2018

concharger 

Another name for a remote control, most commonly for the television. It is the combination of the words 'controller' and 'in charge'.
"Hey, hand me the concharger or the change the channel, this show sucks!"
concharger by Vailer February 10, 2007

conchobhar 

Conchobhar is the early spelling of the name conor and is pronounced like khar khoor or Kun a hoor

This name means lover of hounds
Hi my name is conchobhar
conchobhar by nar nar nig nog December 19, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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