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A mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, mongoloid who can barely function on a day to day basis. They may as well be eating corn all day, as they have no substance to their entire life. This usually goes alongside with having a greasy neck-beard and a putrid smell radiating from them. An absolute low life.
Me: "It was heartbreaking when we came to the realization that our friend Doug is a complete cornchimp."
Friend: "Honestly, I have known for awhile that he is but I think I was partially in denial. Fuck Doug."
Me: "Boy straight up smells like a dumpster that hobos fucked in anyways."
by Sir Eddington August 07, 2017
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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