Cornchimp 

A mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, mongoloid who can barely function on a day to day basis. They may as well be eating corn all day, as they have no substance to their entire life. This usually goes alongside with having a greasy neck-beard and a putrid smell radiating from them. An absolute low life.

Me: "It was heartbreaking when we came to the realization that our friend Doug is a complete cornchimp."
Friend: "Honestly, I have known for awhile that he is but I think I was partially in denial. Fuck Doug."
Me: "Boy straight up smells like a dumpster that hobos fucked in anyways."

Cornchimp by Sir Eddington August 7, 2017

conchompulater 

anything you want it to mean

ex1.) dude why are you being such a conchompulater!(noun)
ex2.) stop conchompulating you hoodrat!(verb)

conchompulater by Guri Grewal July 12, 2007

cornchippy

Cornchippy: It is a term used to describe the smell of a smaller sized dog, usually of the Chihuahua type breed, who lays under multiple blankets for most of the day, and literally smells like warm fresh cornchips or hot Frito's.

Example: Don't lift the covers yet! Buddy's been under the blankets for 3 hours and he'll be totally cornchippy!

Example: Have you smelled how damn cornchippy Brewer is?!
Example: Each hour Fredricka is under the covers she's straight up pure cornchippy!

cornchippy by ShakinBaby January 24, 2018

conchampious 

1. 1st-Person description of being conchampuous.

(Study) Conchampious with an "I" is spoken in first person. Ex. I'm working out harder than ever nowadays. I've been feeling pretty confident...confident and conchampious lately.

Conchampuous, on the other hand, with a "u," is directed at someone else who's conchampious.

Ex. "Serena Williams and Amanda Nuñes are both conchampuous athletes. Some of the best of our era."
Conchampious with an "I" is speaking of one's self.

Conchampuous with a "u" is directed toward someone else. You cannot say, "He, she or they are conchampious." You would say, "He, she or they are conchampuous."

You cannot say, "I'm feeling conchampuous. You would say, "There's no question that Floyd Mayweather Jr's consistent work ethic and belief system makes him conchampious, and undoubtedly the greatest boxer in history.
*An easy reminder is knowing that "u" is directed at someone else (conchampuous), and "I" is self (conchampious). Now, tell your friends

'conchampious' is a word you can now use in board games. Bet 10-Dead-
Dogs

"I am conchampious. Like Floyd Mayweather Jr., I am conchampious. I am conchampious because, like Floyd Mayweather Jr., I exemplify everything honorable as a champion 🏆."

conchampious by golincolnlincoln July 10, 2022

mouth full of cornchips

This term is used for unfortunate people with terrible teeth..
Often used on Hillbillies with yellow and bad teeth and accompanying cheesey breath.

Alan- "How was your date the other night buddy?"

Tim- " It was OK until she opened her gob, she had a mouth full of cornchips in there and it was a hideous sight."

mouth full of cornchips by clownlager March 2, 2010

cornchop 

A chop to the vagina by a persons forearm

Rachel- I just cornchopped Brittany so hard.

Elizabeth- Good. She's a bitch.

Brittany- Oh.

cornchop by MasterCornchopper101 December 31, 2013

conchampuous 

1. Possessing full, complete awareness of one's champion status ; exemplified behavior & confidence particularly found in world champion athletes.

2. The state of being a champion while acting in a professional, humble manner.

"He's Floyd Mayweather Jr. He's conchampuous. You see it in everything he does."

conchampuous by golincolnlincoln July 9, 2022

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006