Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob
by atomicthumbs August 3, 2017
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I found me a nice corncob out in the dumpster behind the Blue Star
by princess pink November 9, 2003
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The act of

1) spreading melted butter and salt on a girls titties
2) proceeding to titty fuck her, thereby covering your penis with said butter and salt
3) getting fellated, which will taste like fresh corn on the cob
Antoinette: Hey Stan, did you bring the butter and salt?
Stan: Yeah, get ready for some mean corncobbing
by Pat Miledgy September 11, 2011
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Something you do to your boyfriends cock. DO NOT use your teeth but 'nibble' up and down the shaft gumming him. Yummy.
I took his cock with my hand and I nibbled it with my lips over my teeth. He wiggled in delite as I corncobbed him.
by Elle MDLS July 3, 2007
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Once thought to be the source of a medical condition known as "corncobitis", often associated with old age and which is easily diagnosed by the following symptoms:
- slow, deliberate gait
- facial expression of anxiety or constipation
- slightly bent over posture with prominent protrusion of the buttocks

Treatment is surgical removal of the corncob. However, research has determined that in many patients, there is no actual corncob or other foreign object in the rectum and in such cases there is no known cure.
Check out that old geezer. Reckon he's packin' a corncob?
by Noah Webster, Jr. February 17, 2005
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When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed
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Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."
Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.
by pokeysticks August 3, 2017
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