Cornbob 

The act of purposely wearing shoes on the wrong feet.

"Tyler are you cornbobbing?"

"I'm totally cornbobbing"

Cornbob by A man of few words August 28, 2013

Cornell Cornelius Cornbob 

The ruler of Cornearth and God of the Cornverse. The man who banished John Corness Corntoes IV for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton in which it reads, "All men who shall not consume the corn that I have provided for this mankind shall perish against their willfulness," to Potato Potat Tater V.

Bro, eat your corn or else Cornell Cornelius Cornbob will find you!

Cornell Cornelius Cornbob by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

corncob 

Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob

corncob by atomicthumbs August 3, 2017

cornhobbling 

The act of slapping someone in the face with a fish

David went to jail for cornhobbling Jerry in the face.

cornhobbling by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015

cornobble 

To slap someone with a fish.

Yesterday, i got cornobbled.

cornobble by Oskai10 April 3, 2020

Cornbowl Casserole 

A cornbowl casserole is like an Alabama hot pocket, but you eat nothing but whole corn (no chewing) for several days, then shit in a woman's snatch, then eat up. Alternatively, you can fack it, or both.

I thought about giving her an Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wanted something more exciting, so I went with a Cornbowl Casserole.

Cornbowl Casserole by ebghjebb September 16, 2016

Corncobbed

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed

Corncobbed by ruzihm August 3, 2017