4 definitions by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob

Cornell Cornelius Cornbob

The ruler of Cornearth and God of the Cornverse. The man who banished John Corness Corntoes IV for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton in which it reads, "All men who shall not consume the corn that I have provided for this mankind shall perish against their willfulness," to Potato Potat Tater V.

Bro, eat your corn or else Cornell Cornelius Cornbob will find you!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

Potato Potat Tater V

The rival and complete opposite of Cornell Cornelius Cornbob in the Cornverse. Nothing much is known about this strange man...

I heard that Potato Potat Tater V burns the corn we are provided with!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

I'm going to kill yourself

A variation of telling someone you're going to kill or murder them, commonly used in jokes or slangs among middle schoolers.

Dude if you don't stfu, I'm going to kill yourself!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

John Corness Corntoes IV

A historical figure on Cornearth and the Cornverse in which he was banished to Potato Potat Tater V for disobeying the Cornbookious Cornelton and refusing to consume the corn in which Cornell Cornelius Cornbob has provided for him.

Yo, did you hear the infamous story of John Corness Corntoes IV?

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022