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When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed
by ruzihm August 03, 2017
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Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."
Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.
by pokeysticks August 02, 2017
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to be screwed over on any sort of in any way. Use of word ranges from buying a used car to being cut off in traffic. It doesn't take much imagination to figure out it literally means to be fucked in the ass with a corncob.
Ben: "Hey Curtis, what did you get on your english essay?"
Curtis: I got--
Ben: I got an A!
Curtis: an F.
Ben: ...
Curtis: The english teacher really corncobbed me on that one
Ben: yep...
by goatrenter March 25, 2012
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The act of putting two fingers in a girls mouth while having two fingers in her vagina at the same time and nibbling on her stomach in a corn on the cobb eating manner. When done correcty she will resemble a piece of corn on the cobb.

Also known as catching the cobb amd the Nebraska Cornhusker.
Tyler: Hey Steve, you smash Bree last night?

Steve: Nope, but she did get corncobbed on Tuesday.
by Tuesdaywarrior August 19, 2016
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The act of putting two fingers in a girls vagina while simultaneously putting two other fingers in her mouth, and nibbling on her stomach in a corn on the cob eating like manner.

Also known as catching the cobb, and a Nabraska Cornhusker
Tyler: Hey steve, you smash Bree last night?

Steve: Nah bro, but i corncobbed her on Tuesday.
by Tuesdaywarrior August 22, 2016
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