Corncobbed

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed

by ruzihm August 3, 2017

corncobbed

Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."

Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.

by pokeysticks August 2, 2017

CORNCOBBED

When a guy is worried that a girl might have some form of a STD. Just to be safe when he recieves a blow job, he requests she doesnt get the tip wet. Only the sides are safe for the blowjob.

Guy 1- Damn bro, that girl you hooked up with last night probably had an Std.
Guy 2- Don't worry dude, she just corncobbed me.
Guy 1- Your safe then, no worries.

by JSideas February 15, 2019

corncobbed

to be screwed over on any sort of in any way. Use of word ranges from buying a used car to being cut off in traffic. It doesn't take much imagination to figure out it literally means to be fucked in the ass with a corncob.

Ben: "Hey Curtis, what did you get on your english essay?"
Curtis: I got--
Ben: I got an A!
Curtis: an F.
Ben: ...
Curtis: The english teacher really corncobbed me on that one
Ben: yep...

by goatrenter August 11, 2012

Corncobbed

The act of putting two fingers in a girls mouth while having two fingers in her vagina at the same time and nibbling on her stomach in a corn on the cobb eating manner. When done correcty she will resemble a piece of corn on the cobb.

Also known as catching the cobb amd the Nebraska Cornhusker.

Tyler: Hey Steve, you smash Bree last night?

Steve: Nope, but she did get corncobbed on Tuesday.

by Tuesdaywarrior August 19, 2016

Corncobbed

The act of putting two fingers in a girls vagina while simultaneously putting two other fingers in her mouth, and nibbling on her stomach in a corn on the cob eating like manner.

Also known as catching the cobb, and a Nabraska Cornhusker

Tyler: Hey steve, you smash Bree last night?

Steve: Nah bro, but i corncobbed her on Tuesday.

by Tuesdaywarrior August 22, 2016

cornobbled

To be hit with a fish

I've been cornobbled. I shall cornobble you.

by Andrew Jerabek July 31, 2006