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When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed
by ruzihm August 02, 2017
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."
Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.
by pokeysticks August 02, 2017
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When a guy is worried that a girl might have some form of a STD. Just to be safe when he recieves a blow job, he requests she doesnt get the tip wet. Only the sides are safe for the blowjob.
Guy 1- Damn bro, that girl you hooked up with last night probably had an Std.
Guy 2- Don't worry dude, she just corncobbed me.
Guy 1- Your safe then, no worries.
by JSideas February 15, 2019
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to be screwed over on any sort of in any way. Use of word ranges from buying a used car to being cut off in traffic. It doesn't take much imagination to figure out it literally means to be fucked in the ass with a corncob.
Ben: "Hey Curtis, what did you get on your english essay?"
Curtis: I got--
Ben: I got an A!
Curtis: an F.
Ben: ...
Curtis: The english teacher really corncobbed me on that one
Ben: yep...
by goatrenter March 25, 2012
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The act of putting two fingers in a girls mouth while having two fingers in her vagina at the same time and nibbling on her stomach in a corn on the cobb eating manner. When done correcty she will resemble a piece of corn on the cobb.

Also known as catching the cobb amd the Nebraska Cornhusker.
Tyler: Hey Steve, you smash Bree last night?

Steve: Nope, but she did get corncobbed on Tuesday.
by Tuesdaywarrior February 29, 2016
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The act of putting two fingers in a girls vagina while simultaneously putting two other fingers in her mouth, and nibbling on her stomach in a corn on the cob eating like manner.

Also known as catching the cobb, and a Nabraska Cornhusker
Tyler: Hey steve, you smash Bree last night?

Steve: Nah bro, but i corncobbed her on Tuesday.
by Tuesdaywarrior February 28, 2016
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