ebghjebb's definitions

Terry

A fat guy at a church that has to sit in 3 chairs. One time, he tried to sit in one, and it broke, so he yelled out in the middle of church, "Dadgummit! I done it again!" and got in trouble.

Terry broke another chair.

by ebghjebb August 14, 2017

P.I.S.S.H.E.A.D.

Another word for chain smoker, especially if they smoke bidis. Usually they hide their cigarettes, joints, bidis, or whatever in their backpacks, then smoke them in the school bathroom. They also attempt to fuck at school, but none of the girls like them.

There are too many P.I.S.S.H.E.A.D.s at my school.

by ebghjebb February 17, 2017

Michael Heath Butt Ruler

A ruler made out of metal that is inserted into an ass. it is then licked and tasted, and sometimes wiped in other people's faces. It then must be hidden in a drawer in a science classroom for a whole school semester for it to develop into a Michael Heath Butt Ruler.

I found a Michael Heath Butt Ruler in the science lab yesterday. I stole some gloves and threw it into my fire pit.

by ebghjebb February 14, 2017

Ass Soup

When you have liquid shit. If it has chunks it's called Ass Stew.

You might not want to go in there, I just made Ass Soup.

by ebghjebb February 12, 2017

Pulling A Preston

Running around the school yelling penis.

I'm pulling a preston

by ebghjebb February 12, 2017

Zip-Lock Pussy

A Zip-Lock Pussy is when a woman's vagina lips stick together and you have to pull them apart like a Zip-loc bag to separate them and have sex.

Dude, that girl's pussy is so sticky. She has a Zip-Lock Pussy!

by ebghjebb October 5, 2016

Dr. Jizzlepants

When you fuck with somebody while they're working on a science project and shoving test tubes full of chemicals into her pussy and jizzing everywhere.

I gave somebody a chemical burn with a Dr. Jizzlepants.

by ebghjebb October 2, 2016