ebghjebb's definitions

Cornbowl Casserole

A cornbowl casserole is like an Alabama hot pocket, but you eat nothing but whole corn (no chewing) for several days, then shit in a woman's snatch, then eat up. Alternatively, you can fack it, or both.

I thought about giving her an Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wanted something more exciting, so I went with a Cornbowl Casserole.

by ebghjebb September 16, 2016

Dr. Jizzlepants

When you fuck with somebody while they're working on a science project and shoving test tubes full of chemicals into her pussy and jizzing everywhere.

I gave somebody a chemical burn with a Dr. Jizzlepants.

by ebghjebb October 2, 2016

Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck

A very messed up individual.

He's a Dr. ShitPenisBallsFuck.

by ebghjebb October 2, 2016

Zip-Lock Pussy

A Zip-Lock Pussy is when a woman's vagina lips stick together and you have to pull them apart like a Zip-loc bag to separate them and have sex.

Dude, that girl's pussy is so sticky. She has a Zip-Lock Pussy!

by ebghjebb October 5, 2016

Terry

A fat guy at a church that has to sit in 3 chairs. One time, he tried to sit in one, and it broke, so he yelled out in the middle of church, "Dadgummit! I done it again!" and got in trouble.

Terry broke another chair.

by ebghjebb August 14, 2017

Ass Soup

When you have liquid shit. If it has chunks it's called Ass Stew.

You might not want to go in there, I just made Ass Soup.

by ebghjebb February 12, 2017

Pulling A Preston

Running around the school yelling penis.

I'm pulling a preston

by ebghjebb February 12, 2017