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cornobbled 

One of the worst, overused, words. Usually said be people trying to gain a lot of attention.
you just got cornobbled...".. " hey buddy did you hear what I said? I'm so unique.
cornobbled by theonlymamba February 21, 2011

cornobble 

To slap someone with a fish.
cornobble by Oskai10 April 3, 2020

Corncobbed

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed
Corncobbed by ruzihm August 3, 2017

cornobble 

To smack somebody with a fish.
I cornobbled Jason. **smacks Jason with a fish**
cornobble by BW October 9, 2004
Word of the Day on October 22, 2022

corncobbed

Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."
Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.
corncobbed by pokeysticks August 2, 2017

cobnobbler 

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.
Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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