Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."
by pokeysticks August 03, 2017
to be screwed over on any sort of in any way. Use of word ranges from buying a used car to being cut off in traffic. It doesn't take much imagination to figure out it literally means to be fucked in the ass with a corncob.
Ben: "Hey Curtis, what did you get on your english essay?"
Curtis: I got--
Ben: I got an A!
Curtis: an F.
Ben: ...
Curtis: The english teacher really corncobbed me on that one
Ben: yep...
Curtis: I got--
Ben: I got an A!
Curtis: an F.
Ben: ...
Curtis: The english teacher really corncobbed me on that one
Ben: yep...
by goatrenter March 26, 2012
Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob
by atomicthumbs August 03, 2017
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed
by ruzihm August 03, 2017
Slang, derogatory term used to refer to men, especially young white men, with styles centered in southern heritage themes such as, but not limited to, large trucks, camouflage, cowboy boots, cowboy hats and large belt buckles.
by DonSol0 October 01, 2021
The act of finding substitute material to be used in lieu of toilet paper, when the latter is unavailable. Refers to the historic usage of corncobs to maintain hygiene after defecation in rural areas in the United States, prior to the widespread availability of commercially manufactured toilet paper in the late 19th century.
The camping trip was pretty rough. We didn't bring enough TP, so after the first couple of days we were corncobbing it.
by thisnameisnotalreadybeingused March 01, 2012
by princess pink November 09, 2003