A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.

Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.

Cooneral by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021

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Cooterlice420

A Tiktok star that is famously known for her outstanding good looks and funniest videos on the app.

Cooterlice420 is so funny and cool and has so much swag

Cooterlice420 by stinky.little.rat October 6, 2020

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cooterfall

When a girl scooches up and leans with her legs open toward the faucet in the shower and turns the water on, creating an awesome feeling in the whole cooter region. Combines "waterfall + "cooter," and is often first discovered by younger girls in their baths.

"I was really horny when I was a kid, so I ran a cooterfall until I had a cootergasm."

cooterfall by Programming Sapien April 3, 2015

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cooterfloop

Something so fucked up. You really can't think of something to say about it. Honestly, who can think of this?

PenisNocker: You Ass Licking Thundercunt!
CockFlapper: Shut the fuck up Cooterfloop!
PenisNocker: Wtf?

cooterfloop by Troy Winters June 23, 2006

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