cooneral

A funeral attended by black people only

that was a pretty sick cooneral wasn't it nigga?

by thewoodster69 February 20, 2015

Cooneral

A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.

Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021

cooner

shortened version of racoon, something amanda busch eats
OR
the bakuns aka bacooner

1.im a cooner
2.cooner out

by gobstopper69 April 10, 2005

Cooner

A type of duck from mid-africa, that cannot fly nor swim. Used in a metaphorical sense to describe someone that does not fit in anywhere.

That one legged, blind man is such a cooner. He doesn't fit in anywhere!

by Kevinsacooner June 10, 2009

cooner

two words: FFFIIIRRREEE CCCRRROOOTTTCCCHHH!!!!

1.Red-haired children

by alexis April 15, 2005

cooner

shaggy hairstyle worn by mostly bros; usually the same length all the way around; the hair must be worn straight (not curly or wavy)

bro 1- "hey, bro, what did you do to your hair?"

Bro 2- "nothin man, I just let it grow out straight, its called a cooner."

by coonerbro13 July 2, 2008

Cooner

FINE BLACK PUSSY! Fine...juicy...curly and yummy

Did you see Latiqua the other day? That is some nice COONER!

by c-slaw August 19, 2006