A funeral attended by black people only
by thewoodster69 February 20, 2015
A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.
Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 02, 2021
1.im a cooner
2.cooner out
2.cooner out
by gobstopper69 April 10, 2005
A type of duck from mid-africa, that cannot fly nor swim. Used in a metaphorical sense to describe someone that does not fit in anywhere.
by Kevinsacooner June 10, 2009
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shaggy hairstyle worn by mostly bros; usually the same length all the way around; the hair must be worn straight (not curly or wavy)
bro 1- "hey, bro, what did you do to your hair?"
Bro 2- "nothin man, I just let it grow out straight, its called a cooner."
Bro 2- "nothin man, I just let it grow out straight, its called a cooner."
by coonerbro13 July 11, 2008
by c-slaw August 19, 2006