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Cooneral 

A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.
Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.
Cooneral by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021
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cooneral 

A funeral attended by black people only
that was a pretty sick cooneral wasn't it nigga?
cooneral by thewoodster69 February 20, 2015

cooneral brocession 

A funeral procession with all black people.
Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

coonerang 

A person (usually black or vanta black) who behaves foolishly, showing up regularly to fuck with people and generally troll
“ I swear i’m going to assfuck that coonerang has into the ground “
coonerang by poggerchampion December 25, 2020

coonerella 

A black female
Shaquea you are such a coonerella hahahah

cooteralgia 

pain in the cooter a.k.a. lightning crotch
The doctor told Cassie that she has cooteralgia
cooteralgia by adhaoihlkvsofidgh November 16, 2022
When a woman transitions to a man and has bottom surgery.

- a funeral for your cooter
Richard held a cooteral after having bottom surgery.
Cooteral by ADintheHD November 17, 2025
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