Cooterade

A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?

Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!

by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

cootercake

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.

The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.

by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

Cootered

when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.

Kim was cootered by Tonya, when Tonya found Kim's cooter on her man Gregs cellphone.

by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008

Cooterberry

Cooterberry (Noun): A fabled fruit that grows in the pubic bush of women. There are only a few reported sightings of the mythical berry. It is said to give magical powers to those who consume it.

Matt: Hey, where's Shawn?
Josh: He and his girlfriend are locked in his room. He is probably looking for a cooterberry.

by Grayson M December 9, 2008

Cooterneck

Can be used to define a person or object in any connotation with which they could be described as idiotic, dumb, ridiculous or goofy, etc

Brad got arrested for indecent exposure, what a cooterneck.

Brad’s friend Chad l, being a cooterneck, tried to sneak Brad out of the cop car.

That cooterneck clapped when the airplane landed.

by Layonupinthere October 28, 2018

cooterwet

adj. describes something that is cool or great or sweet, like ninja's www.realultimatepower.net

Ninja's are cooterwet!!

by coo coo June 21, 2004

cooterwaxer

A profession involving the removal of cooter hair from ones cooter. Synonymous with "beaver waxer."

"That damn cooterwaxer at Super Cuts only waxed half my cooter and now Ricky will only lick one side of it."

by Becky Orr August 4, 2004