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cootercake 

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.
The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.
cootercake by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

Cootered 

when a woman sends a picture of her cooter to another woman on her cellphone, email, etc. warning her to back off her man, because she found the other womans cooter on his cellphone to begin with.
Kim was cootered by Tonya, when Tonya found Kim's cooter on her man Gregs cellphone.
Cootered by Kat/Roxy October 4, 2008

Cooterberry 

Cooterberry (Noun): A fabled fruit that grows in the pubic bush of women. There are only a few reported sightings of the mythical berry. It is said to give magical powers to those who consume it.
Matt: Hey, where's Shawn?
Josh: He and his girlfriend are locked in his room. He is probably looking for a cooterberry.
Cooterberry by Grayson M December 9, 2008

Cooterneck 

Can be used to define a person or object in any connotation with which they could be described as idiotic, dumb, ridiculous or goofy, etc
Brad got arrested for indecent exposure, what a cooterneck.

Brad’s friend Chad l, being a cooterneck, tried to sneak Brad out of the cop car.

That cooterneck clapped when the airplane landed.
Cooterneck by Layonupinthere October 28, 2018

cooterwet 

adj. describes something that is cool or great or sweet, like ninja's www.realultimatepower.net
Ninja's are cooterwet!!
cooterwet by coo coo June 21, 2004

cooterwaxer

A profession involving the removal of cooter hair from ones cooter. Synonymous with "beaver waxer."
"That damn cooterwaxer at Super Cuts only waxed half my cooter and now Ricky will only lick one side of it."
cooterwaxer by Becky Orr August 4, 2004
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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