Cooterang 

No matter how many times she gets passed around she always comes back to you.

Damn bro that bitch is a cooterang.

Cooterang by UncleBabyDic July 30, 2019

cooterang 

No matter how many times she gets passed around she always comes back to you.

Damn bro that girl is a cooterang

cooterang by UncleBabyDic July 30, 2019

Cooterade

A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?

Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!

Cooterade by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

Coolering

to manipulate your schedule to maximize your time off work

How did Bryan get so much time off work? Well he has been coolering his vacation days with regular days off.

Coolering by whosurdaddy358 April 28, 2017

cootalang

Dead beat nigger father who abandoned their young at birth.

Ugly ass cootalang.

cootalang by Cootalang October 18, 2017

cooternoot 

(verb) when you fart and it roll up yo pussy
how to execute:
the best way is to sit on a slowly downing landward hill and then fart. It should go up your cooter.

Vickie: “I just heard her cooternoot”
Sally: “What’s a cooternoot?”
Vickie: “when you fart and it roll up yo pussy.”

cooternoot by PickleToes101 June 28, 2022

cooteague 

An anagram describing when two or more co-workers (colleagues) are suddenly absent on the same day due to cooties. This may be from the fact that they work together (or are best friends) on a daily basis and contracted the same bug (cooties).

Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: He's out for the day.
Person 1: Weird, because Billy Ray is also out for the day; they do work together so they probably came down with cooteague.
Person 2: Yeah bro, so where are the TPS reports?

cooteague by Gabriel_1_ November 10, 2007