Cooneral

A Cooneral is the burying of a Coon after it's demise. Epitomised by bright colours worn by attendees and the eating of fried chicken and watermelon while bongo drums are playing. Often accompianed by wails of "oh Lord, my baby was too young to die" and general Jiggaboo noises unintelligible to non Sambo's.

Hey, Steve. Did you hear Tyrone Thundercock died while screwing Becky last week? His cooneral is tomorrow.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 1, 2021

cooneral

A funeral attended by black people only

that was a pretty sick cooneral wasn't it nigga?

by thewoodster69 February 20, 2015

cooneral brocession

A funeral procession with all black people.

Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!

by Millertime 27 February 9, 2021

coonerang

A person (usually black or vanta black) who behaves foolishly, showing up regularly to fuck with people and generally troll

“ I swear i’m going to assfuck that coonerang has into the ground “

by poggerchampion December 25, 2020

coonerella

A black female

Shaquea you are such a coonerella hahahah

by Wan tong bing bong August 29, 2022

cooteralgia

pain in the cooter a.k.a. lightning crotch

The doctor told Cassie that she has cooteralgia

by adhaoihlkvsofidgh November 16, 2022

Cooteral

When a woman transitions to a man and has bottom surgery.

- a funeral for your cooter

Richard held a cooteral after having bottom surgery.

by ADintheHD November 17, 2025