Constusia

The hottest dude around and has great gang signs. When a Constusia is around, no boring rag dolls will mess with you.

"Aww man im bored lets do something."
"Hun you need to get yourself a Constusia you will never be bored again!"

by Sh8knB8cn May 6, 2017

constupid

Being both confused and stupid simultaneously.

Etymology: Coined by comedian Patrice O'Neal on the VH1 show "Web Junk 20"--an Internet clip countown program. He used the term to insult a weatherman from Athens, OH who completely bungled a local news weather report.

You're worse than confused--you're constupid.

by improviduto April 8, 2006

cooch contusion

discoloration of the vagina after being smanged (the combination of being smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a bruise.

Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your cooch??"
Girl: "Ehhhh I got smanged pretty good..."
Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion"

by raikoue March 30, 2011

anal contusion

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue

Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion

by Fizzmain February 10, 2018

Costasian

A group of people of Asian decent that shop at Costco, walking slowly and hovering over a shopping cart. These folks run to the sample tables, and push through the crowd for a bite. They are typically agressive. Often they lie down on the display patio furniture when they need to rest.

Damnit! I was trying to get a bbq pork meatball sample but the costasians beat me to it.

by Miss Catalina April 20, 2009

confusianism

the ability to intentionally confuse other people with or without logic without confusing yourself at the same time

missy: what is confusianism?
stefan: Enter - The Forest
missy: say what?!
stefan: Enter is the trees in LOTR, many trees makes a forest. enter the forest means to go into the forest
missy: bah humbug

by spindel63 November 28, 2011

Cooch Contusion

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.

I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"

by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011